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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sternly talk to
a blackbird
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Peterlee
Stevenage
Sedbergh
Newhaven
Crosby
Bexley
Jarrow
Bude-Stratton
Wallasey
Coleford
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