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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sternly talk to
a magpie
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Mere
Bulwell
Prudhoe
Cannock
Blyth
Ashington
Warrington
Rugby
Marlborough
Glastonbury
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