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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sternly talk to
a pigeon
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Charlbury
West Bedlington
St Helens
Dorchester
Wickham
Barton-upon-Humber
Alnwick
Cricklade
Leyton
Crowborough
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