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Child escapades

My daughter tried to sternly talk to a duck 🦆 in a coffee shop in …

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Selsey Swanscombe and Greenhithe Grantham Dunwich Birchwood Leek Minehead Much Wenlock Chapel-en-le-Frith Aldeburgh

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