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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a swan 🦢
in
a service station
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Gravesend
Wigan
Hatfield
Desborough
Wallingford
Whaley Bridge
Wem
Thrapston
Bradford-on-Avon
Weymouth
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