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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a swan 🦢
in
a service station
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Hoddesdon
Southwold
Selsey
Millom
Fordbridge
Carterton
Wimbledon
Congleton
Tynemouth
Dunstable
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