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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a swan 🦢
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
Bolton
Dursley
Witham
Braintree
South Brent
Cricklade
Beaconsfield
St Austell
Newlyn
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