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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a swan 🦢
in
a park
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Stone
Whaley Bridge
Broadstairs and St Peter's
Cinderford
Bromley
St Austell
Twickenham
Highbridge
Winsford
Ramsey
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