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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a swan 🦢
in
a park
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Dalton-in-Furness
Kendal
Woburn
Horwich
Settle
Needham Market
Cricklade
Chesterfield
Watlington
Burgh-le-Marsh
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