Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a coot
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Altrincham
Ashton-under-Lyne
Shepton Mallet
Sedbergh
Elstree and Borehamwood
Kidderminster
Kingsteignton
Stratford-upon-Avon
Guildford
Weston-super-Mare
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.