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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a blackbird
in
a service station
in
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Whitworth
Painswick
Bromsgrove
Emsworth
Horncastle
Ollerton and Boughton
Bawtry
Falmouth
Hounslow
Tewkesbury
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