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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a blackbird
in
a golf club
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Driffield
Harrow
Pickering
Torpoint
Maryport
Bexley
Wallingford
East Retford
Uppingham
Clare
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