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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a blackbird
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a corner shop
a golf club
a hospital
a library
a playground
a school
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a station
a supermarket
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.