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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a magpie
in
a restaurant
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Middleton
Pickering
Guisborough
Irthlingborough
Bruton
Acle
High Wycombe
Southminster
Hingham
Horley
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