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Child escapades

My daughter tried to lovingly caress a mouse 🐁 in a park in …

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Wembley Hetton Irthlingborough Wisbech Medlar-with-Wesham Denholme Chipping Campden Cannock Ollerton and Boughton Ingleby Barwick

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