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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a mouse 🐁
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a coffee shop
a service station
a taxi rank
a hospital
a restaurant
a park
a golf club
a playground
a library
a supermarket
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.