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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a raccoon 🦝
in
a golf club
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Surbiton
Southwell
Alcester
Warwick
Wolsingham
Ludgershall
Fakenham
Redditch
Bridlington
Withernsea
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