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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a goose
in
a golf club
in
…
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Kirkham
Redhill
Shoreham-by-Sea
Settle
Bollington
Moretonhampstead
Thornaby-on-Tees
Burnham-on-Sea
Shaftesbury
Bewdley
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