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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a goose
in
a park
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
Wednesbury
Cowes
Alston
Shifnal
Ramsgate
Rye
Wisbech
Biddulph
West Mersea
Market Bosworth
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