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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a squirrel
in
a taxi rank
in
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Thaxted
Lechlade
Reading
Chickerell
Kingston-upon-Thames
Croydon
Brierfield
Marlow
Havant
Stockport
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