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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a squirrel
in
a golf club
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Blackrod
Northallerton
Sandwich
Bewdley
Abingdon-on-Thames
Bexhill-on-Sea
Holbeach
Holt
Southgate
St Mary Cray
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