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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a squirrel
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Kirkham
Woodstock
Royal Wootton Bassett
Watchet
Hebden Royd
St Helens
Tewkesbury
East Cowes
Bracknell
Ilfracombe
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