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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lick
a crow
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a corner shop
a nature reserve
a woodland
a zoo
a coffee shop
a school
a playground
a park
a service station
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.