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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lick
a pigeon
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
a woodland
a restaurant
an Ikea
a service station
a supermarket
a park
a coffee shop
a golf club
a taxi rank
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.