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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lick
a duck 🦆
in
a nature reserve
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Bexley
Waltham Cross
Reading
Maltby
Southminster
Market Deeping
Tonbridge
Falmouth
Newent
Earl Shilton
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