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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
kick
a blackbird
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
a cinema
a library
a hospital
a zoo
a nature reserve
a woodland
a playground
a supermarket
an Ikea
a service station
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.