Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to kick a rat 🐀 in a restaurant in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Stonehouse Westerham Ingleby Barwick Wantage Broseley Royston Newcastle-under-Lyme Kingsteignton Cricklade Earby

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.