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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
kick
a mouse 🐁
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a zoo
a library
a coffee shop
a golf club
a field
a corner shop
a nature reserve
a taxi rank
a hospital
a woodland
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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