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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
kick
a squirrel
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Hawes
Barnet
Stocksbridge
Haxby
Eastbourne
Southminster
Sheringham
Leiston
West Tilbury
Watford
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