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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
tickle
a swan 🦢
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Cleobury Mortimer
Lytham St Annes
Winslow
Arlesey
Amble
Tottenham
Great Yarmouth
Winchcombe
Dover
Biddulph
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