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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
tickle
a blackbird
in
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random pathetic excuse
a zoo
a playground
a park
a cinema
a field
a taxi rank
a corner shop
a coffee shop
an Ikea
a restaurant
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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