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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
tickle
a magpie
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Chester-le-Street
Morley
Greater Willington
Brierfield
Bicester
Bradford-on-Avon
Ilkeston
West Bedlington
Rothbury
Marlow
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