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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
tickle
a pigeon
in
a nature reserve
in
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Alnwick
Morecambe
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Elstree and Borehamwood
Maltby
Otley
Syston
St Austell
Stockton-on-Tees
Horsham
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