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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
hug
a pigeon
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Hounslow
Weymouth
Market Deeping
Loddon
West Ham
Easingwold
Ashburton
Southall
Tynemouth
St Just-in-Penwith
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