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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
hug
a pigeon
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a library
a park
a station
a taxi rank
a coffee shop
a cinema
a zoo
an Ikea
a service station
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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