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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
hug
a raccoon 🦝
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Haywards Heath
Bromborough
Dursley
Bridgwater
Grantham
Tickhill
Henley-in-Arden
Wickwar
Westerham
Bacup
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