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Child escapades

My son tried to cuddle a swan 🦢 in a hospital in …

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Brackley Paignton Corsham Higham Ferrers New Alresford Broadstairs and St Peter's Stourport-on-Severn Wallsend Stotfold Earl Shilton

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