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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
cuddle
a magpie
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Thornaby-on-Tees
Filton
Barnstaple
Tring
Lowestoft
Crewe
Kesgrave
Dalton Town with Newton
Elland
Taunton
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