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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
cuddle
a magpie
in
a nature reserve
in
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Tewkesbury
Steyning
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Meltham
Crawley
Chipping Campden
Ivybridge
Colyton
Royal Tunbridge Wells
Axminster
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