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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
cuddle
a mouse 🐁
in
a school
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Glastonbury
Helston
Wainfleet All Saints
Thorpe St Andrew
Westhoughton
Penryn
Royston
Scarborough
Crowle
Coleshill
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