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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
cuddle
a raccoon 🦝
in
a cinema
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Stevenage
Bedworth
Millom
Chagford
Alnwick
Appleby-in-Westmorland
Dawley
Burnham-on-Sea
Olney
Marlow
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