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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
sing to
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Westerham
Holbeach
Camelford
Dunstable
South Cave
Woodstock
Hinckley
Castleford
Dartford
St Blaise
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