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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
sing to
a swan 🦢
in
a coffee shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Fordingbridge
Clare
Porthleven
Hingham
Eton
Bicester
Dalton-in-Furness
Sandiacre
Irthlingborough
Peterlee
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