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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
sing to
a squirrel
in
a coffee shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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Southsea
Brentford
Minster
Spilsby
Telscombe
Alcester
Royston
Fazeley
Tenbury Wells
Newhaven
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