Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to wrestle with a koala 🐨 in a zoo in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Totton and Eling Crosby Woodstock Queenborough-in-Sheppey Oakengates Seaham Tottenham Norton-on-Derwent Harworth and Bircotes Pateley Bridge

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.