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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
wrestle with
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a playground
a golf club
an Ikea
a restaurant
a field
a corner shop
a hospital
a service station
a library
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