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Child escapades

My son tried to wrestle with a mouse 🐁 in a corner shop in …

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Stowmarket Lynton & Lynmouth South Kirkby and Moorthorpe Newport Immingham Bilston Shifnal Eccles Langport Wivenhoe

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