Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to wrestle with a duck 🦆 in a taxi rank in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Spalding Totton and Eling Mablethorpe and Sutton Newport Dinnington St John's Modbury Wood Green Hartlepool St Helens Abingdon-on-Thames

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.