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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
untangle
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Ludgershall
Lostwithiel
Bishop's Stortford
Haywards Heath
Eccleshall
Ponteland
Tadley
Barton-upon-Humber
Telscombe
Padiham
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