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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
untangle
a squirrel
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a restaurant
a hospital
a coffee shop
a nature reserve
a station
a taxi rank
a golf club
a library
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.