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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
tussle with
a swan 🦢
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Crowle
West Ham
Swanage
Ryde
Bury
Middleham
Newport Pagnell
Stalham
Hetton
Gateshead
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