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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
tussle with
a blackbird
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Penistone
Henley-on-Thames
Harlow
Ossett
Whitchurch
Bordon
Looe
Sandown
St Blaise
Sidmouth
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